{"id":4640,"date":"2010-01-08T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/antigo.3vv.com.br\/beta\/2010\/01\/a-corneta-do-cunio-nem-as-moscas-mudaram-sano\/"},"modified":"2010-01-08T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T03:00:00","slug":"a-corneta-do-cunio-nem-as-moscas-mudaram-sano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/3vv.com.br\/novo\/a-corneta-do-cunio-nem-as-moscas-mudaram-sano\/","title":{"rendered":"A Corneta do Cunio &#8211; Nem as moscas mudaram. S\u00f3 o ano."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>POR ALBERTO CUNIO <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"\">Massa alviverde, Feliz Ano Novo. No m\u00eas que inicia mais um per\u00edodo em<br \/>\nque rogamos por renova\u00e7\u00e3o, assistimos a publica\u00e7\u00e3o pat\u00e9tica em jornal de grande<br \/>\ncircula\u00e7\u00e3o de que \u201ca torcida do Palmeiras cresce e encosta no&#8230;\u201d, bom, deixa<br \/>\npara l\u00e1. Os caras fazem pesquisa h\u00e1 quase duas d\u00e9cadas e n\u00e3o se d\u00e3o conta de<br \/>\nque nada mudou. Ou seja, nem renova\u00e7\u00e3o na imprensa, que continua publicando<br \/>\nbobagens, nem mudan\u00e7a de postura dentro do pr\u00f3prio Palmeiras.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"\">Esta hist\u00f3ria de V\u00e1gner Love vai, fica, sai, foge, apanha, j\u00e1 deu na<br \/>\ncu\u00edca. N\u00e3o consigo acreditar que estamos fazendo este pampeiro todo por um<br \/>\njogador que sequer est\u00e1 no rol de \u00eddolos de nosso clube. Este cidad\u00e3o fez uma<br \/>\nboa Copa S\u00e3o Paulo em 2002, onde pipocou junto com os outros na final contra o<br \/>\nSanto Andr\u00e9 do Nunes (\u00e9 ele mesmo, aquele) e estava na campanha que nos<br \/>\nreconduziu \u00e0 S\u00e9rie A. S\u00f3. O que mais ele nos deu, al\u00e9m de um p\u00e9 no traseiro,<br \/>\nauxiliado pelo Otomano de plant\u00e3o que presidia o clube? NADA. Para n\u00e3o dizer<br \/>\ncoisa pior.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"\">O cara se manda e deixa a gente na m\u00e3o. De repente, aparece na m\u00eddia com<br \/>\na camisa dos Marginais Sem N\u00famero, fazendo juras de amor. Como achou que podia<br \/>\nrasgar contrato no exterior, caiu do cavalo. O neg\u00f3cio que s\u00f3 existia na cabe\u00e7a<br \/>\ndele deu para tr\u00e1s e ele voltou para o seu iglu na R\u00fassia com o rabinho no meio<br \/>\ndas pernas. Ficou h\u00e1 milhas de dist\u00e2ncia da sele\u00e7\u00e3o brasileira, pois ningu\u00e9m<br \/>\nassiste jogador l\u00e1 naquele fim de mundo. <o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"\">Chega 2009 e o sujeito faz carinha de coitado, implorando para o Palmeiras<br \/>\nabrir os cofres e traz\u00ea-lo de volta para ter chances de ir \u00e0 Copa 2010. O<br \/>\nclube, desesperado para ter um \u201cnome de peso\u201d no ataque em meio ao alvoro\u00e7o que<br \/>\nestava nosso desempenho nos campeonatos correntes, aceitou a bronca. Ele veio,<br \/>\ndeu uma entrevista RID\u00cdCULA na sua chegada, dizendo entre outras palavras que o<br \/>\nque ele queria era Copa do Mundo, estava s\u00f3 de passagem e que seu destino era<br \/>\nmesmo um clube de renome que preste. Na Europa, claro! A\u00ed o mala joga, faz s\u00f3<br \/>\ncinco m\u00edseros gols at\u00e9 o final do ano, desintegra toda uma equipe existente e<br \/>\nsucumbe junto com o grupo todo numa das campanhas mais desastrosas da hist\u00f3ria<br \/>\ndo clube. Para piorar, alguns imbecis resolvem puni-lo na pancada e ele<br \/>\naproveita a deixa, alegando amea\u00e7as a sua integridade f\u00edsica e de sua fam\u00edlia, e<br \/>\nNA MAIOR CARA DE PAU, diz que quer jogar a Libertadores pelo seu time falido do<br \/>\ncora\u00e7\u00e3o (detalhe: o mau car\u00e1ter simplesmente esqueceu que ele tinha que ter<br \/>\nclassificado o PALMEIRAS para a Libertadores). Coloca ent\u00e3o toda uma diretoria contra<br \/>\na parede e ainda quer sair DE GRA\u00c7A.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"\">Bom, diante disso, a \u00fanica atitude a ser tomada seria aquela feita pelo<br \/>\nnosso dign\u00edssimo presidente: quer sair? Arrume quem pague pela sua rescis\u00e3o<br \/>\ncontratual. De gra\u00e7a, NUNCA.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"\">Ah&#8230; Mas ele n\u00e3o quer jogar. Vai fazer corpo mole. F\u00e1cil. Segue a<br \/>\nsolu\u00e7\u00e3o de um nosso nobre colunista do 3VV: relacione-o para todos os jogos do<br \/>\nPaulista e da Copa do Brasil. Fora de casa. E coloque-o no banco. No Palestra,<br \/>\ndeixe-o de fora. Pronto. V\u00e1 colocar o chinelinho na G\u00e1vea, meu amigo!<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"\">Pois bem, tudo isso estaria bem conduzido se n\u00e3o tiv\u00e9ssemos ouvido<br \/>\n\u201czumbidos\u201d no site da emissora mengo-carioca de que nosso presidente cansou e<br \/>\nvai liberar o encosto de gra\u00e7a. Se isso acontecer sem uma contrapartida que<br \/>\npare o Palestra (tipo S\u00f3bis ou Gladiador), nosso l\u00edder acabou de dar o \u00faltimo<br \/>\ntiro em si mesmo. Agora na cabe\u00e7a.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"\">Com muita alegria pelo ano novo, deixo aqui meu abra\u00e7o a todos os<br \/>\nleitores, comentaristas e colegas colunistas, dizendo que continuo repleto de<br \/>\nf\u00e9, mais palmeirense do que nunca e certo de que dias melhores vir\u00e3o. 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